Good morning everyone and welcome to the 2nd. Annual Wullaballoo
Conference on Mastering Computer Languages. I hope you all had a good
trip. Before we get underway with today’s programme, let me fill you in as to
what’s on tap for tomorrow, Sunday, February 19th.
At 9:00 a.m. right here in the Main Hall we’ll be hearing a lecture from
Dr. John Smith about “ Computer as Teacher.” Professor Smith, from the
University of Melbourne, is a world-class expert in the field of computerassisted education, and his talk promises to be both stimulating and
informative.
Immediately afterwards, at 10:30, there will be a presentation of papers by
various delegates. That, however, will take place in the Garden Room on the
ground floor. If you don’t yet know, the Garden Room is also called the
Ballroom, and we’ll be gathering at the west end, the slightly raised area
called Level 2. Just look for the crowd. If you get lost, there are signs in the
foyer.
After all that thinking, talking, and listening, I expect everyone will be a bit
weary. So at 11:15, there will be a break for coffee, cookies, and other light
refreshments. These will be available at the aptly named Refreshment Stand,
placed by the door back here in the Main Hall. Also, if you choose to skip the
formal lunch, you can buy a packed lunch at the stand for a reasonable price.
I strongly urge you, however, to join us at the formal lunch. That won’t be
till one o’clock sharp, so you have time to stroll about town a bit. We’ll be
eating at the Sea View Restaurant. The restaurant is located right here in the
hotel, on the top floor. It’s a good dozen flights of stairs, so I suggest you
ake the lift on the ground floor, eh? If you’re not fond of fish, there is an allyou-can-eat barbecue available as well. They even offer wallaby meat!
After lunch, we’ll troop back downstairs to Level 2 in the Ballroom for the
presentation of further papers, which will begin at 2:00 p.m.. Please try to be
on time. I know you’ll be a bit tired after lunch, but the Ballroom echoes so
with people coming in late. Thank you in advance.
Once we’ve heard the papers, we’ll break for afternoon tea at 3:10 p.m.. No
need to walk. The manager of the refreshment stand has graciously agreed to
have tea served in the Ballroom. He’s even promised us some special scones,
baked from a recipe of his dear old Scottish grandmother.
Then, tea being drunk and scones munched, we’ll retire here to the Main
Hall for some closing remarks and questions. So, by 5:00 we should have
the conference wrapped up. But the fun isn’t over! This is Australia mates!
We’ll be flocking to the hotel’s own Palm Lounge on the east side of the
foyer for an informal reception. You can relax, mingle with the other
delegates, and let your hair down a bit. This will run from 5:10 to 6:10,
though you’re free to stay as long as you like. The lounge manager has
informed me that, for the duration of the actual reception, you can have allyou-can-drink beer for $20.00 with purchase of an advance ticket.
And, yes, tickets can be purchased from any conference organizer or at the
front desk anytime between now and the start of the reception. I suggest
you come by tomorrow evening to pick up the tickets since the conference
hall only holds 800 people. That way you can also get your journey planned
ahead of time and be sure not to miss this truly memorable conference. If
you want cocktails, however, I’m sorry. You’ll have to pay for those at the
regular price.
Oh my goodness! Speaking of paying, I see I forgot to tell you a couple of
things. The first is about lunch. The charge for the lunch will be $15.00 for
all you delegates. If you have guests with you, the cost is $25 for the general
public, and $6.50 for children under the age of 10. That’s fifteen dollars
each, not total for everyone! Another item is about the lunch menu. I very
much urge you to try the fish. I mean, look at the restaurant’s name: Sea
View. As the name suggests, it is a famous seafood restaurant. The chef is a
Basque from Spain and he really gets quite put out when people ignore his
fish specialties for burgers or barbecue. If fish isn’t your thing though, try
the steak – he makes an exquisite Filet mignon topped with bleu cheese and
mushrooms.
Finally, if you’d like to buy a ticket, you can have both lunch and the
unlimited beer for $35.00. I should have mentioned that earlier, but I am a bit
forgetful. Maybe I should avoid the beer after the conference, eh?
Well, I’ve said my bit. Are there any questions?
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